“ Welcome to the UFP! I am Commodore Stormy and I have been assigned as your Recruit Support Officer (RSO). I'll be sending you some information shortly that will help you get settled in and help you find your way around here. If you have any questions, just let me know. I'll be glad to help.
“ I'd be interested in this... but I do about a dozen lock boxes per year (just for the heck of it) so the chance of me ever getting it are slim to infinity. ”