“ Welcome aboard! "Old" is a relative term... and here many of us are "related by age"! I am fairly certain I am more-so than most others, but there is always room for one more! ”
“ Welcome aboard! I am Commodore Stormy and I have been assigned as your Recruit Support Officer (RSO). I will be sending you a PM shortly with some helpful information to get you settled in quickly. Please look it over when you get a chance and do not hesitate to ask if you have any questions. ”