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Surrender! To the Terran Empire!

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Three of Seven, Sun 31 Mar, 2019 11:00 PM
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  1. Seapanda
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    #31
    Posted Mon 01 Apr, 2019 7:18 AM  –  Last edited by Seapanda; Mon 01 Apr, 2019 7:26 AM.
    That's fine, I always wanted to be in an empire anyways. Do we at least get tea and biscuits?

    P.S. I feel like I should change my name to Deathpanda... or Seadeath. Or something else mean-sounding.
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    #32
    Posted Mon 01 Apr, 2019 7:34 AM
    I support the Empress in all things.

    Long live the Empire!
    "And when I saw the breadth of my domain, I wept, for there were no more worlds left to conquer."
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    #33
    Posted Mon 01 Apr, 2019 8:19 AM
    April 1st joke: I like it Big Grin
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    Posted Mon 01 Apr, 2019 8:59 AM
    in our own universe April Fools was a day when we wiped out all the fools, we celebrate by invading other universes to wipe out their fools on this sacred day
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    Posted Mon 01 Apr, 2019 9:04 AM
    Originally Posted by Isaac Angelos
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    How many times do we need to slap you Terran scum back to your universe before you get the hint, you can't beat the Federation! EnterpriseD2
    Your defiance is amusing, albeit for a moment. You and your ship will be a fine example to demonstrate what happens to those who incur our wrath.
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    #36
    Posted Mon 01 Apr, 2019 10:19 AM
    Originally Posted by Petrarch
    Your defiance is amusing, albeit for a moment. You and your ship will be a fine example to demonstrate what happens to those who incur our wrath.
    Save a ship for me! Need one for all my hair!
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    #37
    Posted Mon 01 Apr, 2019 11:03 AM
    For the Empire!
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    #38
    Posted Mon 01 Apr, 2019 11:19 AM
    All hail the Empress!
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    #39
    Posted Mon 01 Apr, 2019 12:46 PM
    I will not forgive you petaQ for what you've done to Klingon home planet! We will resist your pathetic Empire!
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    #40
    Posted Mon 01 Apr, 2019 1:24 PM
    You might find that my blood is blue, but my heart is Terran. I will help eliminate the scum of the universe that refuse to accept the Children of Sol as their rightful overlords. I serve at your pleasure, Empress!

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    #41
    Posted Mon 01 Apr, 2019 1:30 PM
    LONG LIVE THE TERRAN EMPIRE!
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    #42
    Posted Mon 01 Apr, 2019 1:32 PM
    Long live the Empire! Glory to the Empress!
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    #43
    Posted Mon 01 Apr, 2019 1:43 PM  –  Last edited by Solace; Mon 01 Apr, 2019 1:55 PM.
    Originally Posted by Mack
    Why don’t we go down to the agony booth brigs and find the answer to this riddle?
    Permission to "escort" Alandrel to the booths sir? Would be a shame if something happened on the way to the booths though..
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    #44
    Posted Mon 01 Apr, 2019 1:46 PM
    How about naw.
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    Long Live the Empire and the Empress!
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