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[APRIL FOOLS] Tesla Takeover

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Three of Seven, Sat 01 Apr, 2023 11:03 AM
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    #1
    I am excited to announce that I have negotiated an amazing price for your community with your former leader Three of Seven. I, Elon Musk, am now CEO of this Star Trek community.

    Let that sink in.

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    It cost me $420,000 for all of your assets and my plan will be to make this place profitable because I lost a lot of money on Twitter. Speaking of Twitter I will be working on integrating the UFPlants with much of Twitter.

    Starting with the verification system which I have had my big brain techs working on already, as you can see, I am verified and all of the other head honchos are too! Those who have subscribed have also got the grandfather verification.


    However I am announcing that the preorders for full verification are now open, this will extend to Twitter, so if you get in now UFPlanets, you will also get Twitter Blue! It is a great deal.

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    That’s not all though, there will be some big changes around here.
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    Not the signature, I beg
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    #3
    Not the signature, I beg
    Looking into it
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    #4
     –  Last edited by Remsus; Sat 01 Apr, 2023 11:32 AM.
    take your time and fix twitter meanwhile I'm applying to the 0401 fleet
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    #5
    take your time and fix twitter meanwhile I'm applying to the 0401 fleet
    You're hired
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    I'd like a transfer to Starlink please oh mighty new overlord.
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    #7
    I hope you plan to give us all a decent discount on a Tesla
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    #8
    Do we get charging points installed on all decks then?
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    Do we get charging points installed on all decks then?
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    Can I switch over to section 31 please?
    Then I can block this take over from within the shadows …
    I mean, be a greater asset to the new, great and powerful leader!

    (I can’t believe I am even saying this Big Grin)
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    and:

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    I think you should now take over a Star Wars: The Old Republic group and then create a cross-over game!
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    Let's hope you don't doom UFP like you did with Twitter glorious Mr. Musk ahaha
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    Oh great leader Mr Musk can we have multicoloured enhanced verification badges please
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    Dear Leader,

    I humbly request we get the whole site painted pink in honour of our previous CEO.

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