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Deal Falls Through

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Three of Seven, Sun 02 Apr, 2023 10:30 AM
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  1. Three of Seven
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    #1
    Posted Sun 02 Apr, 2023 10:30 AM
    Greetings,

    Yesterdays annoucement about the UFP being taken over has fallen through. I will remain as Fleet Admiral for the community, while Elon Musk refuses to pay anything for wasting my time, and promising strong investment into this place. Sadly, I do not have his wealth, but I hope you will have me back.

    Also, hope you found the April Fools atleast a little amusing!

    Thanks,
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    #2
    Posted Sun 02 Apr, 2023 10:52 AM
    It was great fun playing along in the comments to the 'announcement'. Well done to all who were involved in setting it up this year.
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    #3
    Posted Sun 02 Apr, 2023 11:02 AM
    so we get left with Threelon drusk instead?
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    #4
    Posted Sun 02 Apr, 2023 11:23 AM
    Sooo... what about them replicators then?
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    #5
    Posted Sun 02 Apr, 2023 11:36 AM
    and we still wait to get the t shirts from last year....

    @ Three: good job and great idea
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  6. Three of Seven
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    #6
    Posted Sun 02 Apr, 2023 12:45 PM
    Originally Posted by Sunfire
    Sooo... what about them replicators then?
    You'll have to get some of Nelix's friends to cook for you.
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    #7
    Posted Sun 02 Apr, 2023 12:53 PM
    Does this mean the free Teslas for all of FEO and CL5 isn’t happening anymore?
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    Posted Sun 02 Apr, 2023 1:07 PM
    The free Teslas would have came without engines and would have just been your sleeping pods as you work all day every day anyway.
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    #9
    Posted Sun 02 Apr, 2023 1:13 PM
    Originally Posted by Three of Seven
    You'll have to get some of Nelix's friends to cook for you.
    Are they able to make decent cake? Food is overrated but cake, cake is important business!
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    Posted Sun 02 Apr, 2023 2:21 PM
    I just ordered my new Tesla, the contract was already signed. So this is all fake? I better call my bank then Big Grin Big Grin
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    #11
    Posted Mon 03 Apr, 2023 1:18 PM
    nuuuuuuuuu! not my overlord!
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