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Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2020 5:29 PM
...seriously though, I only managed to find two packages of 12 last week and that's all I got. Why hoard TP of all things?
I found 30-packs of what I thought were double-rolls that turned out to be TRIPLE-rolls (limit 2) and bought 2. Just for me.
Why buy now? Because whether you buy it now or buy it later, you're going to use it. And you don't want to be running out when there isn't any on the shelf. It's not hoarding, it's buying in sufficient quantity.
"And when I saw the breadth of my domain, I wept, for there were no more worlds left to conquer."
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Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2020 6:46 PM
Gonna be fun in 50 years time telling the young ‘uns about the Great TP Famine of 2020.
That’s if we survive on our hoarded supplies of tinned tomatoes...
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Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2020 7:49 PM
*Federarion Starship finds a 21st Century person alive through some animated suspension means, brings them on board, thaws them.*
*next day captain*
Captain: "What do you mean the replication materials are low?"
Rando Crewman: "it's our new, old guest sir! They keep replicating something called, "Toilet paper," their room is full of it and the guest is swimming through the piles."
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#34
Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2020 8:42 PM
*Federarion Starship finds a 21st Century person alive through some animated suspension means, brings them on board, thaws them.*
*next day captain*
Captain: "What do you mean the replication materials are low?"
Rando Crewman: "it's our new, old guest sir! They keep replicating something called, "Toilet paper," their room is full of it and the guest is swimming through the piles."
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#35
Posted Wed 01 Apr, 2020 10:46 PM
I mastered the 3 Sea Shells!
Flectere si nequeo superos, Acheronta movebo.
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#36
Posted Thu 02 Apr, 2020 1:40 PM
Greetings,
I am pleased to annouce the winners of our wonderful raffle! They are as follows.
- Dylan Erikson
- T'Tan
- Supergrover
If you wish to redeem your prizes, you will need to send me 150 bars of Gold Pressed Latinum each, and then your goods will be delivered to you in a timely manner, give or take a decade.
Rule 218 - Sometimes what you get free costs entirely too much.
That said, we are going to give you each a complimentary 21st century video game!
Dylan Erikson gets a copy of Shadowrun: Dragonfall - Director's Cut
T'Tan gets a copy of Q.U.B.E: Director's Cut
Supergrover gets a copy of Sanctum 2
Rule 290 - An angry man is an enemy, and a satisfied man is an ally.
Congratulations, you shall be contacted shortly!
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Posted Thu 02 Apr, 2020 1:42 PM
Grats Rigged!!!!!!
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Posted Thu 02 Apr, 2020 1:52 PM
Congrats Dylan, T'Tan, and Supergrover!!! Enjoy your spoils!
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Posted Thu 02 Apr, 2020 1:53 PM
Congrats you lucky people.
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Posted Thu 02 Apr, 2020 3:59 PM
Congratulations
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Posted Thu 02 Apr, 2020 4:08 PM
Congrats, enjoy your clean bums!
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Posted Thu 02 Apr, 2020 4:11 PM
Congrats guys
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Posted Sat 04 Apr, 2020 6:28 PM
Woohoo nice! Thank you very much! And congratulations to the others as well.
When will the toilet paper be sent?
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Posted Sat 04 Apr, 2020 9:57 PM
Congrats! *tries not to spill too much jelly*