Hi, I'm Kinda New...

Taku · Posted Thu 30 Jul, 2020 7:09 PM

So... I'm Arimimochi Taku. That's my handle. Taku is fine if you can't figure out how to say Arimimochi. My real name is Scott. But that's so blah! Life is short. Be something interesting - and (if possible) something difficult.

I was born in Saint Louis, Missouri in the USA in 1967. I am single, partially disabled, former Navy (I could tell you what I did in the Navy, but then I would have to kill you. Seriously. Fo'reals and everything.), and I am a cancer surviving former smoker. I used to take LSD and smoke pot and drink all the alcoholic beverages (typically simultaneously), and for a year I was paid to dress up as a lady and work crowds at a movie theater in California. I have no children. I like Japanese Kawaii Metal music.

Things that must be watched when found on the television:
• Stalag 17
• Bridge on the River Kwai
• Midway
• My Man Godfrey
• Anything with Cary Grant
• Anything with Mike Holmes or Alton Brown
• Anything to do with Roadkill or Bitchin' Rides
• many other things, but I'm too weird and you don't want to know

Cars I've loved and hated (in chronological order):
• 1973 Plymouth Fury
• 1973 Plymouth Gold Duster
• 1974 Ford Pinto runabout
• 1978 Ford Mustang II Ghia
• 1979 AMC Pacer D/L
• 1979 Chevrolet Malibu wagon
• 1979 Ford LTD wagon
• 1985 Ford EXP
• 1987 Buick Electra Park Avenue
• 1987 Oldsmobile Delta 88
• 1992 Geo Metro 5-door
• 1992 Mercury Grand Marquis
• 1993 Plymouth Grand Voyager
• 1997 Plymouth Voyager

I like pineapple on pizza.
Deep dish is an acceptable form of pizza.
I have played strip poker with a few Catholic nuns on more than one occasion.
I was at fault in precisely one (1) car accident. I drove the 1979 Ford LTD station wagon into the concrete buttress of a bridge. But the road was icy, I was traveling downhill, and there was a bend to the left. So, bang! Every other time, I was hit.
I have had actual sex on an actual beach. And the drink it was named after. I prefer the drink.
○ Also under a static train display.
○ And in a 50 foot motor whale boat.
○ And in a public park at lunchtime.
○ And while dangling from ropes off the balcony of a hotel hanging over a coastal bay.
○ And backstage during a production of Evita.
○ And in the walk-in cooler of an international fast food chain.

Oh, and I used to be a Quartermaster with UFPlanets. After reading all of that, you'd think they would have denied my application. But NO! I kept getting medals and promotions and stuff. What kind of SICK people are we communing with here?

And yes, my phallus has had a name bestowed upon it.

Ready? Steady.... wait for it... GO!

Draco · Posted Thu 30 Jul, 2020 7:12 PM

That... was an interesting read! I'm totally cool with everything in it (not that it should matter whatever anyone thinks of course). Except for one thing, that is just plain wrong and cannot be excused.

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Pineapple on pizza... what kind of deviant are you?!

Solace · Posted Thu 30 Jul, 2020 7:15 PM

Hello new person! You bear a striking resembalance to a guy who played some KDF alighned Reman that would stink up the place with raw dilithium

Interesting read Taku! How come you went back to CL3 anyways?

Also pineapple on pizza... we can't be friends anymore.

Draco · Posted Thu 30 Jul, 2020 7:16 PM

Originally Posted by Solace

Also pineapple on pizza... we can't be friends anymore.

Right - you can stay Solace.

Novalance · Posted Thu 30 Jul, 2020 7:17 PM

Originally Posted by Taku

Oh, and I used to be a Quartermaster with UFPlanets. After reading all of that, you'd think they would have denied my application. But NO! I kept getting medals and promotions and stuff. What kind of SICK people are we communing with here?

For some god forsaken reason Taku, it's cos we like you!

Saelanna · Posted Thu 30 Jul, 2020 7:25 PM

I like pineapple on pizza...

Draco · Posted Thu 30 Jul, 2020 7:31 PM

Originally Posted by Saelanna

I like pineapple on pizza...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yqUpypQwGs

Taku · Posted Thu 30 Jul, 2020 7:50 PM

Originally Posted by Draco

That... was an interesting read! I'm totally cool with everything in it (not that it should matter whatever anyone thinks of course). Except for one thing, that is just plain wrong and cannot be excused.

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Pineapple on pizza... what kind of deviant are you?!

The BEST kind.

Originally Posted by Solace

Hello new person! You bear a striking resembalance to a guy who played some KDF alighned Reman that would stink up the place with raw dilithium

Interesting read Taku! How come you went back to CL3 anyways?

Also pineapple on pizza... we can't be friends anymore.

In order:
I do because I am, but in a new role as dilithium mining drone instead of dilithium mining supervisor.
Because keeping up with eight accounts was a drudge that I don't need right now.
Pity...

Originally Posted by Novalance

For some god forsaken reason Taku, it's cos we like you!

And I will NEVER understand that. I never did my job, I bad-mouthed the Staff whenever I could - and to whomever I could, and I apparently stunk up the joint with my dilithium mine funk.

Petrarch · Posted Thu 30 Jul, 2020 8:46 PM

Pineapple on Pizza? What an absolute bunch of savages.

Let me introduce you to this:

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I had this about 5 or 6 years ago when a new pizza place opened up near us. Meat as far as the eye can see and yes, that is indeed what amounts to an entire packet of bacon on it (of which I approve greatly) amongst other things.

And a full fat Coca-Cola, can't be doing without that.

Sul-Matuul · Posted Thu 30 Jul, 2020 8:48 PM

I like pineapple on pizza.

RIGHT THAT'S IT!

Someone fire up the agony booth.......

T'Tan · Posted Thu 30 Jul, 2020 9:54 PM

Originally Posted by Petrarch

Pineapple on Pizza? What an absolute bunch of savages.

Let me introduce you to this:

Attachment 13557

I had this about 5 or 6 years ago when a new pizza place opened up near us. Meat as far as the eye can see and yes, that is indeed what amounts to an entire packet of bacon on it (of which I approve greatly) amongst other things.

And a full fat Coca-Cola, can't be doing without that.

I'll be on this team then.

Apart from that sin interesting read though, Taku!

WelshAvenger · Posted Thu 30 Jul, 2020 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by Taku

I like pineapple on pizza.
Deep dish is an acceptable form of pizza.

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Arno12 · Posted Fri 31 Jul, 2020 12:03 AM

Pineapple with Jalapenos, ham, pepperoni and sausage is the way to go, but not the canned stuff, fresh, get a nice char/caramelization going, good stuff.

Taku · Posted Fri 31 Jul, 2020 2:00 AM

I'm not saying that EVERY pizza HAS to have pineapple on it. I'm simply saying that it is not a crime to eat pizza with pineapple on it.
I sometimes get buffalo chicken and pineapple pizza.
Sometimes I get a "The Works" pizza and add pineapple to it.

In fact... I think I shall get a pizza this evening. And it shall have pineapple upon it.

And you can't stop me! MUAH HAH HAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhh... 😈😈😈

Palechimera · Posted Fri 31 Jul, 2020 2:00 AM

Sup newbie hope you stay around i'm sure you will make lot's of new friends while you work in UFP mines

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