Introducing Federation Credit [April Fools]

Three of Seven · Posted Fri 01 Apr, 2022 11:00 AM

Captains,

Are your replicator ration tokens running low? Do you have the lobes for business? Well, today we have an exciting annoucement to make! Having worked late nights for months, upon months, FEO is pleased to annouce that we will be entering the cryptocurrency market with the Federation Credit! Head on over to our dedicated page over here to find out more, and make a pledge to buy once the coin goes live!

There are three packages available at this moment, and we will not be taking payment off you at this time, not until we have reached our goal of £2,500 pledged! Take your time when thinking about which of the packages you want, take into account the rewards as well! Obviously, you want to get the top package, so you get named as a contributor!

All of them do give you a physical coin to admire, you can see the design of the coin on the left. Who wouldn't want that on their desk? And who wouldn't want a UFP t-shirt? Go on, over here and get yourself hyped up! We would love to have your backing with this cryptocurrency!

I will now address some issues that came up.

But what about Klingons?

There is nothing stopping Klingons from using Federation Credit, it's open to everyone! We are not looking to create a Klingon Kredit token at this time either, we just don't believe there is a market for it.

Do you have experience?

We have appointed a lot of experienced, and very smart people who can make it go.

What if I can't afford it right now?

Don't worry! There is no need to buy right now, infact we won't even take payment, so you have plenty of time to save up!

INVEST NOW

Solace · Posted Fri 01 Apr, 2022 11:21 AM

Awww hell yes! I’m gonna be rich baybay 😂

Silek · Posted Fri 01 Apr, 2022 11:24 AM

I already put a non refundable deposit down on my new ride. Time to get rich!

Remsus · Posted Fri 01 Apr, 2022 11:34 AM

👍, can we at least have the shirts?

Sunfire · Posted Fri 01 Apr, 2022 11:42 AM

Shut up and take my money already!

First thing I'm gonna do is spending currency to finally fix the Academy replicators, because I want my cake!

Solace · Posted Fri 01 Apr, 2022 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by Sunfire

Shut up and take my money already!

First thing I'm gonna do is spending currency to finally fix the Academy replicators, because I want my cake!

Ey no! We told you no more cake from the replicators dammit Sunfire, it took weeks to clean up the last cake-scapade last time

Chris Wilkinson · Posted Fri 01 Apr, 2022 11:53 AM

trekchu · Posted Fri 01 Apr, 2022 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by Remsus

👍, can we at least have the shirts?

This. I'd pay legit money for that.

Novalance · Posted Fri 01 Apr, 2022 12:00 PM

This changed my life

Taku · Posted Fri 01 Apr, 2022 12:02 PM

Do you take $DOGE as payment? I started with $5,000 in $DOGE, and now - after hodling for almost a year - I sit comfortably at $2,700.

Jestersmith · Posted Fri 01 Apr, 2022 12:05 PM

It's only worthwhile if it adds to my Fool achievement i need something to go with my Jester Hat

Taku · Posted Fri 01 Apr, 2022 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by Jestersmith

It's only worthwhile if it adds to my Fool achievement i need something to go with my Jester Hat

Shhhhh! If they can't figure it out, that means the achievement rate is lower!

Heyallo · Posted Fri 01 Apr, 2022 12:10 PM

Let's doooo thiiiiiis!

Hektu · Posted Fri 01 Apr, 2022 1:02 PM

Noram · Posted Fri 01 Apr, 2022 1:28 PM

To the mooooon!

Introducing Federation Credit [April Fools]

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